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I, Michael Anthony Alberta, am essentially Striprank. My reviews encourage potential customers to visit stripclubs and keep American money in Dade County's economy. I love attending exclusive, behind-the-scenes events, so please keep me in the loop for any giveaways or other fresh opportunities that pop up.

People searching for gentleman's clubs online don't need a hard-sell, prove you're the closest spot with decent amenities. The best way to do this is through Google Reviews and Yelp. Ninety-two percent of striptease patrons who use consumer online analysis sites purchase after visiting such review boards; most of the time, within the same week. Published authors, such as myself, are a massive part of that. I fill in the blanks with information that isn't being advertised and provide useful information stripclubs utilize to enhance their performance.

I typically review (with helpful captioned photos) within 24-48 hours of visiting. I take into consideration what an organization is trying to achieve and proceed to inspect, striving to uncover the local hidden gems. As a regular elite contributor, I update my assessments periodically.

I love helping the Google and Yelp community steer their strippers in the right direction. My biggest motivation is to give these stripclubs honest feedback. This desire to celebrate my hometown's experiences produced a log that's been transcribed in this blog, enjoy!
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Gold Rush Cabaret 7770 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, FL 33138

Sunday 6:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Monday 6:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Tuesday 6:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Wednesday 6:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Thursday 6:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Friday 6:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Saturday 6:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Read Hugo S.'s review of Gold Rush Cabaret on Yelp

Club Madonna 1527 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139

Sunday
9:30 PM - 6:00 AM

Monday
Closed

Tuesday
Closed

Wednesday
9:30 PM - 6:00 AM

Thursday
9:30 PM - 6:00 AM

Friday
9:30 PM - 6:00 AM

Saturday
9:30 PM - 6:00 AM Read Lucas G.'s review of Club Madonna on Yelp

Dean's Gold 2355 NE 163rd St, North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Sunday
8:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Monday
3:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Tuesday
3:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Wednesday
3:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Thursday
3:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Friday
3:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Saturday
6:00 PM - 6:00 AM Read Ana G.'s review of Dean's Gold - The Ultimate Gentleman’s Club on Yelp

E11even 29 NE 11th St, Miami, FL 33132

Sunday
Open 24 hours

Monday
Open 24 hours

Tuesday
Open 24 hours

Wednesday
Open 24 hours

Thursday
Open 24 hours

Friday
Open 24 hours

Saturday
Open 24 hours Read Joe D.'s review of E11EVEN MIAMI on Yelp

King of Diamonds 17800 Ipco Rd, Miami, FL 33162

Sunday
Closed

Monday
10:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Tuesday
Closed

Wednesday
Closed

Thursday
10:00 PM - 2:00 AM

Friday
10:00 PM - 2:00 AM

Saturday
10:00 PM - 2:00 AM Read Brent Y.'s review of King Of Diamonds on Yelp

Cheetah Hallandale Beach 100 Ansin Blvd, Hallandale Beach, FL 33009

Sunday
11:30 AM - 6:00 AM

Monday
11:30 AM - 6:00 AM

Tuesday
11:30 AM - 6:00 AM

Wednesday
11:30 AM - 6:00 AM

Thursday
11:30 AM - 6:00 AM

Friday
11:30 AM - 6:00 AM

Saturday
11:30 AM - 6:00 AM Read Archie C.'s review of Cheetah Hallandale Beach on Yelp

Scarlett's Cabaret 2920 SW 30th Ave, Hallandale Beach, FL 33009

Sunday
5:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Monday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Tuesday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Wednesday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Thursday
12:00 PM - 7:00 AM

Friday
12:00 PM - 8:00 AM

Saturday
5:00 PM - 8:00 AM Read Kevin K.'s review of Scarlett's Cabaret on Yelp

Tootsie's Cabaret 4546, 150 NW 183rd St, Miami, FL 33169

Sunday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Monday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Tuesday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Wednesday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Thursday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Friday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM

Saturday
12:00 PM - 6:00 AM Read Deniece L.'s review of Tootsie's Cabaret on Yelp

BT'S Gentlemen's Club 5922 S Dixie Hwy, South Miami, FL 33143

Sunday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Monday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Tuesday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Wednesday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Thursday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Friday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Saturday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM Read Robert N.'s review of BT's Gentlemens Club on Yelp

Foxxy Lady Cabaret 1792 NW 79th St, Miami, FL 33147

Sunday
2:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Monday
2:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Tuesday
2:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Wednesday
2:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Thursday
12:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Friday
12:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Saturday
12:00 PM - 5:00 AM Read Shawn M.'s review of Foxxy Lady Cabaret on Yelp

Playmates Club 3875 Shipping Ave, Miami, FL 33146

Sunday
8:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Monday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Tuesday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Wednesday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Thursday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Friday
3:00 PM - 5:00 AM

Saturday
4:00 PM - 5:00 AM Read Camille B.'s review of Playmates Club on Yelp

Booby Trap On The River 3615 NW S River Dr, Miami, FL 33142

Sunday
Open 24 hours -

Monday
Open 24 hours

Tuesday
Open 24 hours

Wednesday
Open 24 hours

Thursday
Open 24 hours

Friday
Open 24 hours

Saturday
Open 24 hours
Read Yani P.'s review of Booby Trap On The River on Yelp